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What's your name? - 5/16/2008 8:38:28 PM   
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A cowboy walks into a bar, a few miles West of Brokeback Mountain, and, after two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar.
"What the hell," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your 'willy'?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your 'willy'. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end  of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies." The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, "'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"' A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because "'Quality Job One." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"  The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY, 'Like a Rock!' And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my 'willy' is SECRET. Now give me a beer."
The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"                                The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN

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RE: What's your name? - 5/16/2008 10:01:52 PM   
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Pretty old. Haven't heard that one in awhile. Pretty funny.

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RE: What's your name? - 5/16/2008 11:56:10 PM   
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Pretty Funny.....

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RE: What's your name? - 5/17/2008 5:40:33 AM   
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Rich and Dave walk into a bar..... Bob ducks....



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RE: What's your name? - 5/17/2008 11:01:47 AM   
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I needed a good laugh today

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RE: What's your name? - 5/17/2008 1:16:14 PM   
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and after that joke you are probably still looking....

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RE: What's your name? - 5/17/2008 2:51:09 PM   
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Well, maybe a little, but it will do. What happened to the bad jokes of the day anyway?

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RE: What's your name? - 5/17/2008 2:59:29 PM   
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I guess even Muddy was down to his good jokes.

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RE: What's your name? - 5/17/2008 5:28:12 PM   
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That was funny...oh and by the way..I like secret.

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RE: What's your name? - 5/17/2008 7:08:16 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Muddydawg75
and after that joke you are probably still looking....


I know YOU aren't talking


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ORIGINAL: H34 pleasure
That was funny...oh and by the way..I like secret.


Don't tease!


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RE: What's your name? - 5/21/2008 6:13:34 AM   
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Thanks for the laugh.

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RE: What's your name? - 5/21/2008 1:16:22 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Muddydawg75

and after that joke you are probably still looking....


lol

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