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If Obama gets elected..... - 4/19/2008 2:41:57 PM

Gunner_45

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Truths that will become self evident if B. Obama is elected:

(Or so I am told by his over zealous supporters) ---

Everyone will have a money tree growing in their front yard.

Gas will go down to 20 cents a gallon due the new found peace in the middle east.

Previously extinct species will return to the face of the planet.

Global warming will stop.

Our children will all have IQ's of 150+.

Everyone will stop smoking.

Our elderly will all have dignity of life and be well cared for in their golden years.

The rain forests will grow back.

The Cowboys, Rangers, Stars and the Mavericks will all win a championship at the same time.

Sunshine and flying monkeys will issue forth from the Stygian depths of HumBob's @ss.

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 2:44:45 PM

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Well you better get to voting then

BTW: I'm NOT going to stop smoking

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 2:47:17 PM

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I would almost vote for Obama just to see the flying monkeys. ( ok no I wouldn't but I would like to see the flying monkeys though ) I'm afraid I have to vote for anybody but Obama or Hillary.

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 2:49:22 PM

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Pretty much the same boat I'm in. ALOT of people I talk to say the same thing. I think the DNC may have screwed themselves this time.

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 3:00:40 PM

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I hope so. We have a lot of very old Supreme Court judges that need to be replaced and if one of those two idiots appoint them this country is screwed for the next hundred years.

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RE: If Obama gets elected..... - 4/19/2008 3:24:36 PM

Gunner_45

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I've also been told, that upon Obama's election to office:

Osama will resurface and turn himself in.

Jimmy Hoffa will turn up in an old folks home in the Cayman's.

Elvis will issue a new album.

Rosie and Roseanne will STFU.

David Hasslehoff will finally come out of the closet and announce he and Eric Estrada are having one another's love child.

Arnold will finally get around to making "King Conan".

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RE: If Obama gets elected..... - 4/19/2008 4:01:40 PM

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I would have to agreee with you guys on the voting thing.

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 4:06:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: rhill20
I think the DNC may have screwed themselves this time.

Yeah.... can you imagine what the good ole boys in Boston are saying....

I think they assured 4 more years of republicans in office...

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 8:15:17 PM

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Don't WORRY!!!

John McCain will Clean UP!!!!

C'mon, Vietnam Vet, in a POW CAMP!!!

That BETTER get him the majority or Americans SUCK!!!

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 9:40:34 PM

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Not sure he will clean up everything, but it's pretty sad when a Canadian is the one that says that. Way to go Bob!

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/19/2008 9:49:06 PM

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At least McCain isn't the blithering idiot that the other two are. He is a long way from my first choice but he is way ahead of my last two choices.

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/20/2008 12:15:23 AM

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My 1st choice would have been Giuliani!!!

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/20/2008 6:56:22 AM

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My 1st choice would have been Giuliani!!!

I should BAN you just for that

but, I won't

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/20/2008 8:22:43 AM

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It is funny.... the 'crats are already mud slinging and you hardly even see a republican ad.... My guess is they know they just don't have to try that hard this year...

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RE: If Obama get's elected..... - 4/20/2008 8:44:26 AM

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Let those two tear each other down while you take the high road. They are building negatives and McCain is staying clean. He couldn't have planned it any better.

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