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Romance Math - 9/1/2006 2:44:56 PM

Dennis

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I can't find the thread about the guy here getting married soon..So this is for you

>Smart man + smart woman = romance
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>Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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>Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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>Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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>SHOPPING MATH
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>A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
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>A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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>GENERAL EQUATIONS &STATISTICS
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>A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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>A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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>A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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>HAPPINESS
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>To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>little.
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>To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
>understand her at all.
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>LONGEVITY
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>Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
>more willing to die.
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>PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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>A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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>A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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>DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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>A woman has the last word in any argument.
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>Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 4:01:22 PM

HummBob

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 6:49:46 PM

importkiller

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how bout

Smart Man + Drunk Hot Woman = how I met my wife

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 6:54:22 PM

H24CABO

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Good one importkiller!!

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 7:14:31 PM

HummerGuy

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<<<<<<< smart well off man + match.com girl = smart poor married man + well off match.com girl

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 7:59:52 PM

blackstangs281

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For me it was lucky man + hot girl

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 8:00:50 PM

blackstangs281

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Ok....The wife was looking over my sholder.

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 9:41:00 PM

importkiller

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LMAO

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RE: Romance Math - 9/1/2006 10:09:26 PM

Linus Gump

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How about smart single guy+all of the hot single women=

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RE: Romance Math - 9/3/2006 12:45:45 PM

Injunfarian

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

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>HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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>Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started
doing the same thing to them at funerals.