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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 7:27:12 AM

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As long as your wife likes you she will tell you yours is perfect. Piss her off and you will find out how you really measure up.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 7:31:30 AM

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I guess she likes it, we've been married for the last 20 years.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 7:32:36 AM

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After 20 years she just doesn't know any better.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 7:34:25 AM

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What do you mean bigger is better, my wife tells me girth is better. Damn it know I'm going to have to buy those male enhancement pills.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 7:36:32 AM

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It's nice to see Tina back on the forums.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 9:10:56 AM

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Great, so now I'm the biggest whale penis in the world.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 9:30:55 AM

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At least you are the biggest at something.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 9:53:05 AM

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As long as your wife likes you she will tell you yours is perfect. Piss her off and you will find out how you really measure up.

Soooo, I guess when my wife gets mad at me and says I'm a small man, she isn't talking about my negative demeanor towards her?

oh

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 9:57:28 AM

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See you are a pretty bright guy afterall.

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RE: Dork! - 4/3/2008 4:00:19 PM

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Great, so now I'm the biggest whale penis in the world.

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RE: Dork! - 4/4/2008 6:38:02 AM

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If your wife ever tells you that you are small, just slip it in the backdoor suddenly you'll be too BIG.

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RE: Dork! - 4/4/2008 6:43:12 AM

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OMG TREY..YOU JUST DIDN'T SAY THAT..SHAME ON YOU.

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RE: Dork! - 4/4/2008 6:49:45 AM

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Sorry Tina, I had to go there. Actually packing for the weekend trip for Rausch Creek, should I bring the toys or leave them home?

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RE: Dork! - 4/4/2008 7:31:00 AM

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if you think you are going to have time to use your toys..I say bring it with you..oh.. and bring grease to..

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RE: Dork! - 4/4/2008 8:13:50 AM

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I thought this thread was going to be about Muddy................

HEY!!!

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