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Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/15/2008 1:27:20 PM

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq , Afghanistan , Syria and Lebanon ).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/15/2008 2:55:14 PM

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Funny post

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/15/2008 4:11:58 PM

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it was funnier to me earlier when I posted it...

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/15/2008 5:48:17 PM

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Apparently we are the only two to get this $hit because no one else has even posted on it yet.

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/15/2008 6:01:13 PM

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/15/2008 6:29:11 PM

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/15/2008 7:14:34 PM

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hilljob makes post about new lightbar for the 2029 model H3xxx.

Still waiting for payment on roof rack he made in 2007...36 people promised to buy it but then thought better of it.

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 1:10:05 AM

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it was funnier to me earlier when I posted it...

What were ya doing???

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 1:12:16 AM

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Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

GREAT Smilie use Paige!!!!

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 6:30:14 AM

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HAHAHA.... this thread sure got better....

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 8:34:08 AM

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Even my wife thought that was funny.

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 9:51:02 AM

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In 2029, HummBob has a new A&E reality show, "King of Bling" and now commands 98% of all Hummer bling sales worldwide.

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 10:38:25 AM

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My favorite one was the postage one.....

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 10:43:38 AM

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I thought the Ozone in Cali was funny; serves them right for SO green

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RE: Headlines from the year 2029 - 3/16/2008 10:44:41 AM

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and of course France....

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