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This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/13/2008 12:23:30 PM

HumminNBoatin

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Warning this may offend some

David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why there are no Black NASCAR Drivers

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 09 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 08 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 07 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 06 - They keep trying to carjack DaleEarnhardt Jr
# 05 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 04 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 03 - No Cadillac Escalades approved for competition.
# 02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACK MEN CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...

# 01 -They can't wear their helmets backwards.

Now that is funny I dont care who you are!!

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/13/2008 1:58:08 PM

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well hell... I think it's funny!

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/13/2008 1:59:42 PM

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People are too sensitive.... take it at face value....

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/13/2008 3:01:26 PM

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LMAO

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/13/2008 7:51:31 PM

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/13/2008 8:12:00 PM

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07 Pit crew can't work on the car while holding there pants up...that was my favorite.

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/14/2008 5:20:19 AM

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That was funny!!!!!

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/14/2008 7:14:19 AM

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I like 4. No passenger seat for the HO.

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/14/2008 12:29:32 PM

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BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/14/2008 12:54:40 PM

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I'm gonna try to recite that this sunday when I'm watching the race.

I am not taking it seriously, just a silly sarcastic joke.

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RE: This may offend some.........David Letterman - 3/14/2008 12:59:57 PM

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