On a cold winter's eve...
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On a cold winter's eve... - 3/4/2008 2:22:24 PM
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Muddydawg75
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A retired Special Forces Sergeant Major and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He said, "OK, bring it in the car."
"Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asked.
He replied, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
Giggling she asked, "But what about the smell?"
He answered, "Just hold his little nose."
The retired Sergeant Major is expected to recover, but the skunk used to beat him senseless, died at the scene.
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RE: On a cold winter's eve... - 3/4/2008 4:08:20 PM
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RE: On a cold winter's eve... - 3/4/2008 4:20:31 PM
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