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More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 10:28:02 AM   
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One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get  through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"


With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,



"Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 11:07:16 AM   
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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 11:09:59 AM   
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She's gonna kill me one of these days....

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 1:08:07 PM   
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That's funny....you never know one day you might see a lady with a chainsaw outside and....

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 1:11:42 PM   
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I know....

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 3:19:37 PM   
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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 3:48:20 PM   
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She is probably driving down to the shore right now to get you.

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 3:53:22 PM   
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Hopefully she has a $1 for the bridge...

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 5:17:34 PM   
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Poor Tina!!!

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/1/2008 7:22:54 PM   
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Thank god my wife is a brunette, sorry Tina

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/2/2008 5:52:24 AM   
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I'll give her the dollar if she needs it.

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/2/2008 11:33:23 AM   
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I'll give her the dollar if she needs it.




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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/2/2008 12:50:57 PM   
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quote:

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That's funny........you never know one day you might see a lady with a chainsaw outside and


ouch, no more sex for you...

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/2/2008 12:52:13 PM   
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Hopefully she has a $1 for the bridge...


No worries there..I have E Z pass.

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RE: More snowplow trouble for Tina.... - 2/2/2008 1:13:25 PM   
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It's a private Bridge... EZ-Pass is no good...

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