Where do red-headed babies come from?
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Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/23/2008 4:53:42 PM
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Muddydawg75
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thinking of Impy.....
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician.
"Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine."
"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool."
"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations. "
"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?"
The man seemed a bit ashamed.
"I've been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice every few months."
"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently. "It's rust."
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/23/2008 8:42:50 PM
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LOL!!!!!
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/24/2008 6:35:45 AM
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Trey124
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Both my parents have black hair and the day I was born I was a carrot top. I'm talking fire engine red, thank God it's now brown on the verge of going gray.
My father always told me I was really the milkman's kid.
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/24/2008 9:32:44 AM
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lmao
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/24/2008 1:12:16 PM
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/24/2008 3:57:48 PM
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/24/2008 5:48:26 PM
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Muddydawg75
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Tina was just glad this joke didn't involve her
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/24/2008 5:59:05 PM
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For a change it wasn't...maybe because it really happened to you..J/K. ..
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/25/2008 5:57:00 AM
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Trey124
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quote:
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For a change it wasn't...maybe because it really happened to you..J/K...
How did you know? I can hear Muddy now, Papa they r make fun of me.
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/25/2008 1:16:43 PM
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RE: Where do red-headed babies come from? - 1/25/2008 2:10:11 PM
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 I knew that was coming.
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