Tina and the Tiger Puzzle

  Printable Version
Hummer Forum >> Hummer Forums - General >> Off Topic >> Tina and the Tiger Puzzle Page: [1] 2 3 4   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 3:28:58 PM   
Muddydawg75


Posts: 9959
Joined: 3/11/2007
From: South Jersey Shore
Status: offline
Muddydawg75's photo gallery
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.  I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." 

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"  The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box it's a tiger."

He decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in, and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble all of these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."  He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.  Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ...."


He sighed, "...let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.

_____________________________


Graphics by HUMMER DRIVER

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra
Post #: 1
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 5:11:47 PM   
importkiller

 

Posts: 7254
Status: offline
importkiller's photo gallery
 that's one of the funniest one's I've read on here

_____________________________


(in reply to Muddydawg75)
Post #: 2
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 5:16:06 PM   
TigerLily


Posts: 3148
Joined: 6/6/2006
Status: offline
TigerLily's photo gallery


_____________________________


(in reply to importkiller)
Post #: 3
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 5:29:51 PM   
GorillaH2


Posts: 1413
Joined: 7/30/2007
Status: offline
lmao

(in reply to TigerLily)
Post #: 4
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 5:40:45 PM   
blackstangs281



Posts: 6826
Joined: 11/13/2005
From: Pittsburgh PA
Status: offline
blackstangs281's photo gallery
Tina's gonna be pissed

_____________________________


(in reply to GorillaH2)
Post #: 5
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 6:11:04 PM   
importkiller

 

Posts: 7254
Status: offline
importkiller's photo gallery
quote:

ORIGINAL: blackstangs281

Tina's gonna be pissed





_____________________________


(in reply to blackstangs281)
Post #: 6
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 6:28:36 PM   
Doc Olds


Posts: 3804
Joined: 7/11/2007
From: Boat Town USA (Michigan 48045)
Status: offline
Is that a blonde joke?      

(in reply to importkiller)
Post #: 7
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 7:02:54 PM   
08h3alpha

 

Posts: 169
Joined: 11/3/2007
Status: offline
08h3alpha's photo gallery
   lmao

_____________________________

White h3 Alpha w/Adventure Pkg,




(in reply to Doc Olds)
Post #: 8
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/9/2008 8:49:33 PM   
HummBob



Posts: 16152
Joined: 5/6/2006
Status: online
HummBob's photo gallery
That is FUNNY!!!!!

_____________________________

2004 Black Hummer H2


2007 Black Escalade



(in reply to 08h3alpha)
Post #: 9
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/10/2008 2:53:37 AM   
Muddydawg75


Posts: 9959
Joined: 3/11/2007
From: South Jersey Shore
Status: offline
Muddydawg75's photo gallery
quote:

ORIGINAL: blackstangs281

Tina's gonna be pissed




_____________________________


Graphics by HUMMER DRIVER

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra

(in reply to blackstangs281)
Post #: 10
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/10/2008 5:48:38 AM   
Trey124



Posts: 4626
Joined: 7/20/2006
Status: offline
Trey124's photo gallery
That's funny

_____________________________

Slate Blue ''07 H3 Owner, THCI member and Driving Academy Graduate For Off Road Use Only & ''08 Boulder Gray Metallic H3 Alpha for the street

(in reply to Muddydawg75)
Post #: 11
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/10/2008 7:16:43 AM   
sKiLLeT


Posts: 367
Joined: 12/14/2007
Status: offline


_____________________________


(in reply to Trey124)
Post #: 12
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/10/2008 1:37:50 PM   
Muddydawg75


Posts: 9959
Joined: 3/11/2007
From: South Jersey Shore
Status: offline
Muddydawg75's photo gallery
no Tina huh?

interesting....

_____________________________


Graphics by HUMMER DRIVER

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra

(in reply to sKiLLeT)
Post #: 13
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/10/2008 1:40:16 PM   
Trey124



Posts: 4626
Joined: 7/20/2006
Status: offline
Trey124's photo gallery
When Tina get back your gonna get it.

_____________________________

Slate Blue ''07 H3 Owner, THCI member and Driving Academy Graduate For Off Road Use Only & ''08 Boulder Gray Metallic H3 Alpha for the street

(in reply to Muddydawg75)
Post #: 14
RE: Tina and the Tiger Puzzle - 1/10/2008 3:24:11 PM   
Muddydawg75


Posts: 9959
Joined: 3/11/2007
From: South Jersey Shore
Status: offline
Muddydawg75's photo gallery
hopefully I get a good spanking....

_____________________________


Graphics by HUMMER DRIVER

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." --Frank Sinatra

(in reply to Trey124)
Post #: 15
Login OR Register now to post a reply to this forum topic.
Page:   [1] 2 3 4   next >   >>

 
Hummer Forum >> Hummer Forums - General >> Off Topic
Jump to:




Featured Sponsors
Advertising Info

Top 10 Posters
hummbob16152
3hummers11819
muddydawg759959
importkiller7254
blackstangs26826
hummerguy6684
trey1244626
rhill204549
doc olds3804
h34 pleasure3735

New Vendors
Hummer Parts Club
Sewell Parts Online
AMSOIL - Performance Oil Technology
G-Style Hummer Accessories

Hummer Forums .com is not affiliated with or endorsed by General Motors Corporation.