Woman Drivers

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Mr H3x

2/6/2007 5:57:22 PM

"]Woman Drivers

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there
was a Woman In a brand new
Cadillac
Doing 65 mph With her
Face up next to her
Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a couple seconds
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all
The confusion of trying To straighten out the car Using my knees against The steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone
away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an
important call.
Damn women drivers!!

dilo2001gt

2/6/2007 6:01:02 PM

what

Mr H3x

2/6/2007 6:07:37 PM

I don't know what the hell happend, I tryed to cut and paste, I hope that I have it cleaned up now so that you all can read it.

Sorry

dilo2001gt

2/6/2007 6:15:44 PM

better

LawWyfe

2/6/2007 6:36:34 PM

Gawd, hope you at least didn't stain the seats!
(Do you live in south FL?????)

blackstangs281

2/6/2007 6:44:36 PM

It's hard to drive and post to this forum at the same time

LawWyfe

2/6/2007 6:52:08 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: blackstangs281

It's hard to drive and post to this forum at the same time

Dont ya just love those crackberries and Treos??

2/6/2007 7:02:11 PM

There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all

Dennis

2/6/2007 7:04:07 PM

oh oh...............Let the games begin

LawWyfe

2/6/2007 7:07:57 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: JM

There only ONE good thing about SAUDI ARABIA:
Women are not ALLOWED to drive there......see, those guy are not totally stupid after all

Oh my goodness! JM hun, don't tell me you are a MCP!!!? Well...God ( OR insert your choice) did give you men 2 heads to think with! Hence...you should be
"more smarter!"

H34 pleasure

2/6/2007 7:10:37 PM

oh my god..talk about women drivers..how about some of you men..

2/6/2007 7:21:14 PM

I am telling you!
Yes, I am an MPC (I guess you mean Male Proud and Clever isn't

) and is a medical fact that we, MPC, have two '' things'' that you DO NOT have.(hence the P.g)

I am not sure that's making us smarter but I am convinced that's helping

blackstangs281

2/6/2007 7:22:54 PM

Popcorn, popcorn.

Mr H3x

2/6/2007 7:29:10 PM

oops

2/6/2007 7:37:57 PM

HEY!! you Stang, Dennis and H3x I expected some support from you guy.

.

you're a bunch of PUSSY. (or maybe you're not MPC enough

)

OK, I know that lawwife is not the easiest target but I never refuse a good fight WHEN I NOW I AM RIGHT!

Dennis

2/6/2007 7:47:30 PM

Everybody..back up and give them some room...

HummBob

2/6/2007 7:54:11 PM

2/6/2007 7:54:37 PM

Bah, I am quiet safe ....I live 5000 km away.
Anyway, I can't help it, frenchmen are a bunch of MCP

HummBob

2/6/2007 8:01:36 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: JM

Bah, I am quiet safe ....I live 5000 km away.
Anyway, I can't help it, frenchmen are a bunch of MCP

Little Monster

2/6/2007 8:37:46 PM

The Kenny Rodgers song "The Gambler" comes to mind here...

RutDogg

2/6/2007 8:46:57 PM

Poor Sarah has had enough to endure today. Especially after dealing with a little FordJackazz earlier.

LawWyfe

2/6/2007 9:49:19 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: JM

I am telling you!
Yes, I am an MPC (I guess you mean Male Proud and Clever isn't) and is a medical fact that we, MPC, have two '' things'' that you DO NOT have.(hence the P.g)

I am not sure that's making us smarter but I am convinced that's helping

MPC would = MALE CHAUVINIST PIG!
And while you my dear have that P thing that we don't have (actually yes we do to a degree if you followed along in anatomy class ) WE actually have a few things that YOU don't have (but I won't go into them all here since this is a PG-13 rated forum ) MOST IMPORTANTLY we women have:
1. The ability (I like to think of it as an art) to always have the last word