Wish me luck

Sugardaddy

2/8/2007 7:33:42 PM

I'm just about to take the stage to speak about women's health to a bunch of desparate housewife's. I'm not kidding. Problem is that my PR girl, didn't tell me about how many women are coming, so I'm not that prepared. LOL!! Time to improvise. LOL!!

Dennis

2/8/2007 7:35:43 PM

Hey do a little ice breaker with a few Blonde jokes..that will get you their good side

blackstangs281

2/8/2007 7:36:05 PM

Good luck Joe.

RutDogg

2/8/2007 7:58:00 PM

Desperate housewives are my favorite kind of housewife.

blackstangs281

2/8/2007 8:10:05 PM

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

Hey do a little ice breaker with a few Blonde jokes..that will get you their good side

Here's one to get you started.

Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked
her how she liked the experience.

Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

2/9/2007 6:27:19 AM

Bah! no big deal just include some magic words in your speech and it should works.

''Gucci shoes'' when the topic is about a broken ankle...
''Vuitton hand bag'' when starting the shoulder problems discussion...
and above all ''diamonds ring'' if you're about to speak about hand accidents.

Sugardaddy

2/9/2007 8:49:38 AM

That's funny. Actually, about 2 minutes or so into it they started to giggle and when I stopped to ask why they in turn asked me if I was married or just didn't wear a ring. I had to remain professional though. But tonight I do have a date with a hot drug rep.