who made what for their New Year's Resolutions??

I resolved to have much more sex this year...I just hope my wife made the same resolution

I STOPPED SMOKING!!!! For 17 Minutes
 
 
 
Hey, I'm No QUITTER!!!!

My New Years Resolution was to not make any New Years Resolutions.....................
 
 
So far so good!

My new Years Resolution is to spend a whole lot of money this year.
 
Importkiller...hope your wife has the same resolution or you could be in a lot of trouble or maybe not/thats why god gave you 2 hands

 That's funny Chris.  I was just about to type the same thing.  Must be a "burgh thing"

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ORIGINAL: H34 pleasure

My new Years Resolution is to spend a whole lot of money this year.

Importkiller...hope your wife has the same resolution or you could be in a lot of trouble or maybe not/thats why god gave you 2 hands

 
ahh...so you see my problem

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ORIGINAL: H34 pleasure

My new Years Resolution is to spend a whole lot of money this year.

Importkiller...hope your wife has the same resolution or you could be in a lot of trouble or maybe not/thats why god gave you 2 hands

ahh...so you see my problem

 
Or you will be spending a lot of money with Sugardaddy.

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I resolved to have much more sex this year...I just hope my wife made the same resolution

 
She did but with me

I think  Mike might not need his wife he put a bid in for that Hummer toy
So what is that saying  BEND OVER

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ORIGINAL: H34 pleasure

My new Years Resolution is to spend a whole lot of money this year.

Importkiller...hope your wife has the same resolution or you could be in a lot of trouble or maybe not/thats why god gave you 2 hands

ahh...so you see my problem

Or you will be spending a lot of money with Sugardaddy.

 
 I may need a line of credit

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I resolved to have much more sex this year...I just hope my wife made the same resolution

She did but with me

 
man going from me to you would be like getting dropped back down into the minor leagues!! She'll come back to me when she wants to go back into the pro's!!

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I think  Mike might not need his wife he put a bid in for that Hummer toy
So what is that saying  BEND OVER

 

I didn't make any myself but here in retrospect ... my new years resolution is I'll never tripp and put my hand/arm through a window again!!!!!  Spent the first 8 hours of the new year in the ER getting stapled/stitched back together again :( 

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I STOPPED SMOKING!!!! For 17 Minutes
 
 
 
Hey, I'm No QUITTER!!!!

YOU CAN DO IT!! After almost 7 years - I said "that's it - no more!" I put them down and haven't had one since. For a long time it was hard! But, it can be done!!

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I STOPPED SMOKING!!!! For 17 Minutes
 
 
 
Hey, I'm No QUITTER!!!!

YOU CAN DO IT!! After almost 7 years - I said "that's it - no more!" I put them down and haven't had one since. For a long time it was hard! But, it can be done!!

 
I second that advice!...If I can do it anyone can....10yrs and counting!

Good For You GUYS(Girls)!!
 
It's just so FRIKING tough cause the Wife has NO INTENTIONS on quitting, and sitting on the couch at night with her LIGHTING UP....I ...Can't....Handle....IT!!!
 

Ummm maybe she doesn't want to quit?  I think she could at least go outside and smoke to support YOUR effort to quit though ....

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Ummm maybe she doesn't want to quit?  I think she could at least go outside and smoke to support YOUR effort to quit though ....

I agree..with your statement

When my other half wanted to quit I smoked in the garage and on the front porch, that was it.  Then a couple of months down the road I caught her with one of my Marlboro's in front of the basement  TV .... I havent been outside since lol! 

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Good For You GUYS(Girls)!!

It's just so FRIKING tough cause the Wife has NO INTENTIONS on quitting, and sitting on the couch at night with her LIGHTING UP....I ...Can't....Handle....IT!!!

 
That does make it tough. My husband never smoked and he was a great support when I decided to quit

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Good For You GUYS(Girls)!!

It's just so FRIKING tough cause the Wife has NO INTENTIONS on quitting, and sitting on the couch at night with her LIGHTING UP....I ...Can't....Handle....IT!!!

Yep, that's gonna make it tough!! When I decided to quit I told my husband, no more going to clubs until I can handle it! I didn't go dancing with my girlfriends... nothing. I couldn't even have a drink without wanting at least a draw off one. He made it easier on me to quit though, he consistently bitched ... "I hate the smell of those things", "It's like kissing an ass-tray" ... the usual. I hope your wife will at least try to support you in your effort ... you would certainly feel better (and smell better too)!

I'll be dead long before Lung Cancer catches up with me.....smoke em if you got em!!!!!

Assuming you actually would get it ....  Seen people smoke their whole life and never had a health issue such as heart prob, emphyzema, or lung cancer.  Also seen people living truly HEALTHY lives and drop dead of liver cancer in a matter of weeks after it was discovered.  If it ain't in your genetic makeup .....  and if it is ... well, I guess I'll find out eventually!

I figure I got a step up on the whole cancer thing. I can't get Pancreatic cancer....I don't have a Pancreas....If cancer wants to hit my kidneys it's gonna have to be real accurate cause I only got one...I gots the advantage

LMAO!!!  Sounds like you've been selling off your organs one at a time lol!