HumminNBoatin
3/13/2008 12:23:30 PM
Warning this may offend some
David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why there are no Black NASCAR Drivers
# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 09 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 08 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 07 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time.
# 06 - They keep trying to carjack DaleEarnhardt Jr
# 05 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 04 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 03 - No Cadillac Escalades approved for competition.
# 02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACK MEN CAN'T BE IN NASCAR...
# 01 -They can't wear their helmets backwards.
Now that is funny I dont care who you are!!
importkiller
3/13/2008 1:58:08 PM
Muddydawg75
3/13/2008 1:59:42 PM
People are too sensitive.... take it at face value....
HummBob
3/13/2008 7:51:31 PM
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# 02 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run
3hummers
3/13/2008 8:12:00 PM
07 Pit crew can't work on the car while holding there pants up...that was my favorite.
HumminNBoatin
3/14/2008 7:14:19 AM
I like 4. No passenger seat for the HO.
xzachx2112
3/14/2008 12:29:32 PM
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Doc Olds
3/14/2008 12:54:40 PM
I'm gonna try to recite that this sunday when I'm watching the race.
I am not taking it seriously, just a silly sarcastic joke.
rhill20
3/14/2008 8:15:51 PM
Seen it before, but it's still funny
