the h3 picks up chicks! - Page 4

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ORIGINAL: alphadogg

Ya know what? My mother was an Irish Mick, my father was a Canuck born in Hamilton, Ontario, my wife is a Dago and we all lived happily ever after!

 
It works for me too you friggin' Yank!!

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ORIGINAL: hockeymutt

let me first start off buying saying im 20 and single. So im cruzing down the highway in the h3, when a passport pulls up beside me and i glance over and the passenger and driver are just staring at me. These 2 people are both girlsblonde and beautiful) looked to be in the 20's and then they pass me and see the hummer grill and start blowing kisses at me. So i figured i would go along with it she starts following me and i start start following her. The she rolled up nexted to me and lifts up her shirt and pretty much WOW'ED me( opie and anothony people should get that). So of course i had to keep going with this. So by the end of this cat and mouse game she ended up written her number down on paper and sticking it out the window.  So i called and the first thing she said was that i was hot and the hummer just complemted me. so we chatted for a couple mintues then she told me shes going out of town and wants to hang on sunday. so i think that car payment i has just got worth that much more

 
Very cool.......my F430 doesn't do that. Maybe when I get the H1s restored I'll have better luck.

The only time that ever happened to me was about 15 years ago I was riding my Harley and gome girl next to me in her car handed me her phone number, so I called her and made a date and that's all I say about that.     

A Buckeye, Canook, and a Mick walk into a bar.    Redskin bartender says, .......................bars closed, I'm unergoing upper management training, pulls out a shot gun and lays it on the bar next to a bucket of ch!t, then starts up a pot of coffee. 
Buckeye says..............what kind of training???
Redskin bartender say: upper management.
Canook says....I don't get it??
 
Redskin says to the Mick, ....toss that bucket O'Chit in the air....so he does.
 
Redskin takes the shotgun and shoots the sh!t, grabs a cup of coffee, and leaves for the day..................upper management training complete. 

Hmmm, my family is Mick, English, Redneck, Hillbilly, French. Basically we are Mutts. Dang it, there I went being all derogatory against myself But most of all, I was born in Ohio, my Dad was born in Ohio, my Mom was born in Virginia, My grandparents were born in Kentucky then it all starts going oversees. So I like to call myself American, I HATE hyphenated Americans. IMO that is the beginning of the end of the USA.
 
You know, going back to this JAP thing. We are you so defensive of a nationality that was willing to bomb people of their own descent?

it does work.  we were away at the park and pick up two young ladies cause they wanted to go for a ride in the hummer

I am certain that my wife can get picked up driving the Hummer. I, on the other hand, would need a lot of cash falling out of my pocket to be in any real danger of getting picked up.
 
As to the rest of this bull$hit, its over. Nothing was meant by it and that is as clear as it can be. If anyone got their nose bent out of shape by it get over it. While no one here will tolerate any rascist type material we will also not tolerate people trying to make something out of nothing. Move on or...move on.

Seeing as I drive this thing to high school every day, and given how shallow high school girls really are, I know where you're coming from. But honestly, the way I feel is that any girl dating me only because I have a nice car isnt worth my time.

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ORIGINAL: RyanCodyH3
But honestly, the way I feel is that any girl dating me only because I have a nice car isnt worth my time.

 
No, but she can fun for awhile

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ORIGINAL: blackbear

You know what buddy......your really starting to piss me off, you got an apology from Doc, and I honestly think he had nothing to apologize for, there were no derogatory comments made to any race as far as I'm concerned, you just don't want to understand what we are talking about here, have a look at another example below 



 first off doc doesn't need to apologize to me nor does anyone else, i've taken no offense to anything said here (this is the internet if i don't like something being said i hit the little red x in the upper right corner and "poof" it's all gone) and if you look back to my first statement I only asked a question that required a "yes or no" answer
 
I like this forum as it's a place were folks can come and talk about there cars, the mods they've done, the mistakes made and have a little laugh sometimes, see ppls pics, their rides ect
 
some forums love to bash other ethnic groups, different types of cars or gays or whatever
i never accused anyone of ethnic "bashing".
 
though i think we can see that the term "jap" is offensive and politically incorrect, just as much as saying n**er
(when being used in reference to a persons ethnic background and not a Jewish America Princess)
it may not have been intended to be used as an offensive slur but that still don't make it right
 
i've moderated several different forums in the past (many with lots of kids) and i know it's a thankless nonpaying "JOB" and i commend all of you for your time, sometimes it's very hard to not let your "feelings" get the best of you and stay imparcial\
 
we have a word used here in hawaii haole, the litteral translation is a foreigner, although everyone today uses it toward white ppl,
it can be friendly or it can be a very bad racial comment depending on how it's used, i call all of you a bunch of "haoles"
am i saying that as a racial comment? do you know? the answer is no, you do not know what i'm thinking. (i do not mean it in the derog meaning as i don't know any you and have no reason to, and saying that I go back to not knowing if anyone here was refering jap as an ethnic remark or if they was saying it not knowing
 
i really don't understand why ppl are getting upset, because you think i'm upset? well i'm not. if you say "eh that toyota will never make the hill without cracking the frame," or "hey look at that guy in his RICE COOKER, he thinks he's cool" those are funny comments that don't offend a race, offending one race is the same as offending any other, not one group is better that the next, we all got good and bad eggs
 
if anyone cares i'm hawaiian/scottish so no one stuck a needle up my but*

OK, cool. Everyone has had their say.

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program

where are the boobs? 

I like this forum as it's a place were folks can come and talk about there cars, the mods they've done, the mistakes made and have a little laugh sometimes, see ppls pics, their rides ect
 
 
 
 
 
You just said above!!!, this is getting old, so lets move on




 

this has got to be THE thread with some of the most ridiculous, infantile and ignorant comments i've ever read on this forum - and that includes the $hit i've written  . 
 
i'm just glad it's done  -  PLEASE let it be done . . . .

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ORIGINAL: shortbus

where are the boobs? 

 
 
This one is for you shorty
 

Good Lord Blackbear!

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ORIGINAL: rhill20

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ORIGINAL: RyanCodyH3
But honestly, the way I feel is that any girl dating me only because I have a nice car isnt worth my time.

No, but she can fun for awhile

That's why I said dating ;o

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ORIGINAL: rhill20

Good Lord Blackbear!

 
 
I think if you touch the one of the buttons they deflate

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ORIGINAL: blackbear

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ORIGINAL: shortbus

where are the boobs? 

This one is for you shorty

 
i love you man . . . .   that brought tears to my eyes - just thinking about one of those things taking one of them out . . . . . .

Old guys can get young chicks too..............just need lots of $$$