the h3 picks up chicks!

let me first start off buying saying im 20 and single. So im cruzing down the highway in the h3, when a passport pulls up beside me and i glance over and the passenger and driver are just staring at me. These 2 people are both girlsblonde and beautiful) looked to be in the 20's and then they pass me and see the hummer grill and start blowing kisses at me. So i figured i would go along with it she starts following me and i start start following her. The she rolled up nexted to me and lifts up her shirt and pretty much WOW'ED me( opie and anothony people should get that). So of course i had to keep going with this. So by the end of this cat and mouse game she ended up written her number down on paper and sticking it out the window.  So i called and the first thing she said was that i was hot and the hummer just complemted me. so we chatted for a couple mintues then she told me shes going out of town and wants to hang on sunday. so i think that car payment i has just got worth that much more

Im gonna need to borrow your H3 for about a day just to see if its running fine and all make sure your safe in it ya know?

niiiiice...I get some looks too, really pisses off all my old subaru buddies (STI)

I attracted some chicks with guns once.  Didn't work out though.
 
 
 

 
Wrong species I suppose.
 
Cliff

Yea cause kids these days ruined that car, I know at my daughets highschool there are 4 Sti`s and 3 Evo`s and like 12 srt4`s its a car the kids washed out and made it look like a civic to girls

^^^agreed...mine was running almost 400 to the wheels, limited spoiler, blue interior removed, flat black painted twin tip exhaust...and still every ricer wanted to race me! GOD BLESS MY ALPHA :)

haha WOW... Whip'em Out Wednesday!

I grew up in Connecticut and remember those guys before they got kicked off the air. I think they said the mayor of Boston died in a car crash on April fools day, right?!

Enjoy it now guys because when you get older not much of anything will help you get the attention of hot young chicks

My H3 helped me get laid more than a few times, it was a nice benifit to having a truck I loved.
 
Sold my H3 and got a Tacoma,,, the Toyota has never got me laid,,,,, Im buying another Hummer in the next few months.
 
Interesting thing, when I bought my H3 I was kinda under the impression that the H2 would be better for getting laid, but to my supprise I had a very large amount of the hotties telling me they liked the H3's more than the H2's.
 
My opinion, the H2 and the H3 are both great for getting laid.
 
Cheers
Davyo 

i remember O and A from when i lived in MA also - yes, i think they got fired for saying the mayor had died.  i'll never forget the 100 Grand contest. 
 

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ORIGINAL: ALPHA XY

^^^agreed...mine was running almost 400 to the wheels, limited spoiler, blue interior removed, flat black painted twin tip exhaust...and still every ricer wanted to race me! GOD BLESS MY ALPHA :)

 
i feel the same way about anyone in any car that wants to race me when i'm on one of my bikes.  my R1 will do 100 mph - in first gear. 

Solid story! Hahaha

I am a little older now and things dont happen like that to me. Hell if it was that easy I would drive that road every day. Let us know how your Sunday goes as I gotta hear this! I will say I have had many compliments with my Hummer and the majority ( 8 out of 10) of them were woman. Dont know why but the fellows dont say much. Plus one of my dogs pee's on the left rear tire all the time so I guess the vehicle can attract things.  

I wish I was younger, oh and not married.

You guys and your jap crap w/ spoilers.  Impressive.........................NOT!     How much appreciation in value those sake sucker get?     None.  Nuff said.
 
 
Well I picked up a few chicks at the chicken ranch, gonna be a dental floss tycoon. 

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ORIGINAL: 3hummers

Enjoy it now guys because when you get older not much of anything will help you get the attention of hot young chicks

If there was a smiley with a sign that says "This is true!" I'd have used it for your post 3hummers.

H34me

Most of the compliments I get on my H3 are from women.  None of them have offered to spread their legs though.

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ORIGINAL: Doc Olds

You guys and your jap crap w/ spoilers.  Impressive.........................NOT!   

hmm...i'm new here, but i'm beginning to pick up on a trend here...

wait 'til she finds out you bought the hummer cuz you're hung like a sparrow . . . .
 
and we'll need pics for the conclusion of the story . . . .   

hahaha i will try she has been sending pictures of herself since meeting her so i guessing thats cool....

well show us the pics !!!

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ORIGINAL: 3hummers

Enjoy it now guys because when you get older not much of anything will help you get the attention of hot young chicks

 
Isn't that the truth
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
We can still look and stare though....
 

 
 
 
 
 
 

I agree it's not right to use any of those terms toward any ethnic group but in this case when one says “Jap junk” I think they are referring to Japanese made automobiles not their ethnic background. It's the same if someone is referring to a German made car as “German junk”, they are not picking on the German people and their ethnic background but the automobile itself.
 
The reason people are so hard on the Japanese auto makers is they have put a major hurt on American auto makers. In fact the Big 3 are no longer American but Japanese, Honda, Toyota & Nissan and people just won’t admit that the “Japs” make better automobiles then America does. Just my opinion.

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ORIGINAL: BassGear

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ORIGINAL: 3hummers

Enjoy it now guys because when you get older not much of anything will help you get the attention of hot young chicks

Isn't that the truth









We can still look and stare though....

 
Who's this? Some guy with his daughter?

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ORIGINAL: alphadogg

I agree it's not right to use any of those terms toward any ethnic group but in this case when one says “Jap junk” I think they are referring to Japanese made automobiles not their ethnic background. It's the same if someone is referring to a German made car as “German junk”, they are not picking on the German people and their ethnic background but the automobile itself.

 
 
 
I agree with Alphadogg on this one and I think your both over reacting, this has nothing to do with ethnic backgrounds.

Or you can just grab em' and hope you don't get slapped.....