The BOSS

>Subject: Boss
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>A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER
> > WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN.
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> > HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU
> > LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
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> > THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS
> > OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.
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> > WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS
> > ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP.
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> > HE ZIPPED UP AND, REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAS TOLD HIM, FINALLY
> > UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE
> > FROM HIS SECRETARY.
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> > WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID
> > YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?"
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> > THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T...ALL I
> > SAW WAS A MINI-VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES."
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