Sensitive viewers, stay away, Dirty content!

Was out running around some mountain trails last night and encountered mud and snow.  Did not get stuck, but it was pretty tense in some places.  Did not get any pics, as I did not have a camera, plus the fact that nobody wanted to get out in the muck!  We got a bit lost, so it was dark when we got home, so the dark pics are not that great, plus most of the mud had fallen off.  Took another pic this morning just before washing it down!

That was some dirty content im glad i prepared myself

Driving around in your back yard again huh    It's ok, we won't hold it against you if you are afraid.  I was at one point, but when I went through my first mud puddle, I felt alive, ALIVE I TELL YOU!
 
 
 
 

The Dirt Gods are smiling upon you   





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whats the problem? My h3 always looks like that....it's over a year old now, maybe I should give it it's second wash this weekend.

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ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy

Was out running around some mountain trails last night and encountered mud and snow.  Did not get stuck, but it was pretty tense in some places.  Did not get any pics, as I did not have a camera, plus the fact that nobody wanted to get out in the muck!  We got a bit lost, so it was dark when we got home, so the dark pics are not that great, plus most of the mud had fallen off.  Took another pic this morning just before washing it down!

 
You call that DIRTY Karl.... HAHAHHHAHAHAAAHa
Take a Look Boyz N Girlzzzz....
 

 
And that's Nothing... Wait Till I actualy Hit MUD Holes Instead of Swamps... LoL

I KNEW I SHOULD'NT have Clicked this THREAD!!!
 
 
POOR....POOR Dirty HUMMER's!!!

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ORIGINAL: HummBob

I KNEW I SHOULD'NT have Clicked this THRE.AD!!!


POOR....POOR Dirty HUMMER's!!!

 
 
X2..

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ORIGINAL: HummerGuy

Driving around in your back yard again huh    It's ok, we won't hold it against you if you are afraid.  I was at one point, but when I went through my first mud puddle, I felt alive, ALIVE I TELL YOU!

 
This of course coming from the guy that actually MOVED rocks OUT OF THE WAY on the trails up at Badlands .... tsk tsk .. hehehehehee

My gawd Humrluvr ... I think crap started growing on your H3 after that trip .. bet that was a fun trip to the carwash too huh ... :)

Mike moved rocks out of the way to get up a trail??!?!? I must have missed that.....that's some funny stuff
 
I lost all my muddy h3 pics on my old computer, but I had this one of my hoe after a trail run saved on photobucket
 

 
 
 
the inside was twice as bad yes I was wheeling with the windows opened,....my wife almost killed me when I got home from that deer hunting trip. Between the mud covering the entire interior and a few puddles of blood in the rear cargo area she was a little peeved

LMFAO.... you Stuffed the Kill In the Back?????? Now That's some Funny Shyte

hells yes!! whats the cargo area for anyway?

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

Mike moved rocks out of the way to get up a trail??!?!? I must have missed that.....that's some funny stuff

 
Actually, to get down ... something about his tires sucking .. I know both JDrew and Myself were very relieved knowing that coffee can size rock was removed .. gawd only knows what kind of damage it could've done LOL!!!!
 
Sorry Mike, I had too :)

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

hells yes!! whats the cargo area for anyway?

 
Stuff the Mrs. in when she won't stop telling you how to drive?  At least I have the 3rd row seat in mine .. it's not THAT much of a punishment really ... lol!

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

I lost all my muddy h3 pics on my old computer, but I had this one of my hoe after a trail run saved on photobucket

the inside was twice as bad yes I was wheeling with the windows opened,....my wife almost killed me when I got home from that deer hunting trip. Between the mud covering the entire interior and a few puddles of blood in the rear cargo area she was a little peeved

 
Now something like that would't bother me at all.... I always put my deer in my vehicle after I've been hunting. I'd rather have a little blood and mud on my carpet than have antlers gouging my paint..hahahhah

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

Mike moved rocks out of the way to get up a trail??!?!? I must have missed that.....that's some funny stuff

Actually, to get down ... something about his tires sucking .. I know both JDrew and Myself were very relieved knowing that coffee can size rock was removed .. gawd only knows what kind of damage it could've done LOL!!!!

Sorry Mike, I had too :)

 
Yeah, I must have missed all these wonderful comments about my rock.  Let me add, it was razor sharp, and wasn't just "a rock" but some kind of stone that looked like it was chiselled away and was laying in my path with it's sharp edges.  I have factory cheapy 32" tires and didn't want to roll over and and have it slice my tires.  I did that before when I had my Rodeo and learned my lesson. 
 
Thanks for all your feedback Nick and Mike. I'm glad you pansy's think so highly of me

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

I lost all my muddy h3 pics on my old computer, but I had this one of my hoe after a trail run saved on photobucket

the inside was twice as bad yes I was wheeling with the windows opened,....my wife almost killed me when I got home from that deer hunting trip. Between the mud covering the entire interior and a few puddles of blood in the rear cargo area she was a little peeved

Now something like that would't bother me at all.... I always put my deer in my vehicle after I've been hunting. I'd rather have a little blood and mud on my carpet than have antlers gouging my paint..hahahhah

I have to admit little lady..you are quite the outdoors person and I admire your..shall we say, lack of sissiness

my poor truck is starting to hate me, i think.
 
it emails me and asks to be cleaner.  it says "my chrome is so shiny.  why?  why?"
 
naw, it loves it


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ORIGINAL: Greenblade

my poor truck is starting to hate me, i think.

it emails me and asks to be cleaner.  it says "my chrome is so shiny.  why?  why?"

naw, it loves it


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OMGOSH, now that is a definition of muddy

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ORIGINAL: Greenblade

my poor truck is starting to hate me, i think.

it emails me and asks to be cleaner.  it says "my chrome is so shiny.  why?  why?"

naw, it loves it


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OMGOSH, now that is a definition of muddy

 
i do what i can!

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ORIGINAL: Greenblade

my poor truck is starting to hate me, i think.

it emails me and asks to be cleaner.  it says "my chrome is so shiny.  why?  why?"

naw, it loves it


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You make me proud Greenie .. gotto get them birch white's dirty every once in a while :-) 
 
Not as dirty (yet) but I got close to your "style" by the time I had broken the glass and gotten out of there ... If you don't have a roof full of mud when you're done, you just ain't doing it right :-)
 


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ORIGINAL: Greenblade

my poor truck is starting to hate me, i think.

it emails me and asks to be cleaner.  it says "my chrome is so shiny.  why?  why?"

naw, it loves it


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You make me proud Greenie .. gotto get them birch white's dirty every once in a while :-) 

Not as dirty (yet) but I got close to your "style" by the time I had broken the glass and gotten out of there ... If you don't have a roof full of mud when you're done, you just ain't doing it right :-)



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While our birch white Hummer doesn't look nearly as dirty as greenblades, it is a testament to the 2" fender flares and mud guards I have on ours that kept it as clean as it was.  The underside was totally caked, so the flares did their job!

No, Greenblad has us both waaaaaaaaaaaay beat in that department ... but it sure does look good on the whities :-)  
 
I'll pass on the mud guards .. it's just more stuff I have to take off the truck before hitting the trails.  I know, the reaction here will be "What!?!?! Take them off??"  so I'll provide the answer right away ... I either take them off, or the trail will do it for me .. LOL!!  I wouldn't mind a fender flare kit but there is no way in hell I'm spending $800+ on a couple of pieces of plastic .. and in all honesty .. I like to see a dirty truck after a day in the woods .. means I had me a good ol' time :-)  I am probably going to invest in those magnetic body protectors though ... I got me a couple of nice gashes here and there ... my window vent shades looks like I've taken a sand paper to em in some spots ... :-)  Ohh well, they were see-through when I installed them *sighs*  ... :)  I can see the fender flares getting pretty narly rather quickly as well ... hell, the black roof trim on mine sort of looks like previously mentioned window vent shades ... they really do need to trim those trails lol ... or I should probably avoid the ATV trails huh ... lol

And for the record ... if you're in a spot where you need to spin your threads clean .. I think I'd rather see as much as possible of that stuff go down the sides of my truck than build up in the wheel wells ... I know where that pic was taken mudflaps would've been useless .. assuming you actually got that far in with them still on the vehicle ... They ended up having to take the ladder style under body protection off my deuce when I had it in for oil the following week, it was bent pretty good in some spots ... Not sure what they did to get it back to shape, prolly heated it and beat it back in to submission ... you got crap hanging off like flaps .. I have a feeling you will more than likely leave them there :-)