RutDogg........

So, are you sitting in your squad car posting stuff on the forums all day   Does that bad boy even have internet access, or is it just tied into your proprietary system? 

I'm actually sitting in an H3 patrol car with dual exhaust, a cold air intake, and a turbo kit installed.  It has a satellite linked laptop computer which allows me to not only check criminals for warrants, but also allows me to surf the net, track the stock market, and e-mail all my peeps world wide.
 
Ok now for the truth...On my department we work four, ten hour shifts and are off 3 days per week.  Today just happens to be my day off. 

I almost wet myself there, until I learned THE TRUTH. 
 
I was just curious if you guys had internet access in your cars. 
 
"Yeah, sure, I was parked between those bushes to catch speeders, really, I swear, it just so happened though that nobody was speeding today.  How do you like that?"

No internet access.  We have internet at the station though.
 
Believe it or not we actually have an H2 on our department.  I'll try to get a pic of it and post it on here.

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ORIGINAL: RutDogg

No internet access.  We have internet at the station though.

Believe it or not we actually have an H2 on our department.  I'll try to get a pic of it and post it on here.

 
 
did you guys get it for free compliments of your nabourhood drug thug?

You guys have a H2, but is it all decked out with the paint job, lights, etc. or is it just a regular vehicle you guys use for emergency situations?
 
If it IS decked out, how DARE YOU not post a pic of it yet  
 
SugarDaddy would be proud

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ORIGINAL: HummerGuy

You guys have a H2, but is it all decked out with the paint job, lights, etc. or is it just a regular vehicle you guys use for emergency situations?

If it IS decked out, how DARE YOU not post a pic of it yet  

SugarDaddy would be proud

 
Oh yeah...it's all decked out...lights...graphics and the whole nine.  It's at a different precinct, but I will be there next week. I'm not permitted to show the dept logo in a manner in which you can read it, so I will try to get a couple of shots from a distance and post them.

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ORIGINAL: azz7772

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ORIGINAL: RutDogg

No internet access.  We have internet at the station though.

Believe it or not we actually have an H2 on our department.  I'll try to get a pic of it and post it on here.

did you guys get it for free compliments of your nabourhood drug thug?

 
I know it didn't come from a drug dealer, but I'm not exactly sure how we go it.  I'll have to find out.

I think we are all eager to get a look at it,  ..decked out or not...
 
So I'll be the one to say it :

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ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy

I think we are all eager to get a look at it,  ..decked out or not...

So I'll be the one to say it :

 
I was waiting for that. 

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ORIGINAL: RutDogg

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ORIGINAL: HummerGuy

You guys have a H2, but is it all decked out with the paint job, lights, etc. or is it just a regular vehicle you guys use for emergency situations?

If it IS decked out, how DARE YOU not post a pic of it yet  

SugarDaddy would be proud

Oh yeah...it's all decked out...lights...graphics and the whole nine.  It's at a different precinct, but I will be there next week. I'm not permitted to show the dept logo in a manner in which you can read it, so I will try to get a couple of shots from a distance and post them.

 
I wanna SEE!!!!!

This is a pic I found on the internet of our H2.  It is by no means a very good pic, but you get the idea.  I'll see if I can post some more next week.

I definitely want to see pics!!.

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ORIGINAL: RutDogg

This is a pic I found on the internet of our H2.  It is by no means a very good pic, but you get the idea.  I'll see if I can post some more next week.

 
Okay RD, this will do...FOR A START!!!

I donno..that's kinda weak for a picture..
 
Rut..you're gonna have to at least catch up to this one
 

I'd bet some $$$ that was a drug dealers car.  Not that I'm stereotyping or anything.

I have seen that pic before (where esacapes me at the moment) and if I am not mistaken it was a confiscated ride

No..It was a special build of Gieger's over in Germany for this Texan Sheriff...I forget all the specs..but it's awesome

One Texas sheriff, who apparently has some Boss Hogg--level municipal bux at his disposal, engaged German tuning house Geiger Cars to build him the fastest Hummer ever. The Geiger boys responded by adding their signature supercharger, engine-mod and software setup to the H2's 7.0-liter mill, creating a 700hp monster with 667 ft.-lbs of torque. They also wrapped 28" of chrome jewelry in Kumho tires, lowered the ride height and otherwise tricked out the suspension and brakes. Now the H2's on its way back to Tejas, where it'll be fitted with requisite communications equipment, hood-mounted longhorn and, possibly, a fake fire hydrant or two.

Geiger hiked the displacement of the H2's V8 to 7.0 liters and fitted a belt-driven, intercooled supercharger, as well as high-performance pistons, titanium connecting rods and a precision-balanced crankshaft. The result is a serious boost in torque, to 667 pound-feet, with output climbing to 700 horsepower. Despite its massive size and weight, the Geiger Hummer sprints from zero to 60 mph in less than 6.5 seconds, with its top speed electronically limited to 155 mph.

The Geiger Hummer rides on some fat rubber: Kumho 325/35R-28 tires mounted on massive forged chrome wheels. Brakes have been upgraded and the suspension tweaked, with firmer shocks, beefier stabilizer bars and a lower ride height all contributing to improved ride control.

I'm sold....where do I sign!

OK Denny, I stand corrected (AGAIN)...we need to stop making a habit of this!

That's okay darlin...I'm not correcting you...it's this damn teacher instinct in me..you know how it is..

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ORIGINAL: Dennis

That's okay darlin...I'm not correcting you...it's this damn teacher instinct in me..you know how it is..

Boy, first you try to make subconcious sexual inuendos to Mark and now you are calling RutDogg darlin? I knew you were a bit confused It's the cuffs, isn't it?

Mikey...Please read whom my post is in reply to...jeez, and you call me blind.