Muddydawg75
3/4/2008 2:22:24 PM
A retired Special Forces Sergeant Major and his wife were driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He said, "OK, bring it in the car."
"Where shall I put it to keep warm?" the wife asked.
He replied, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
Giggling she asked, "But what about the smell?"
He answered, "Just hold his little nose."
The retired Sergeant Major is expected to recover, but the skunk used to beat him senseless, died at the scene.
Muddydawg75
3/4/2008 4:30:26 PM
I better got a fricking LOL out of that from Bob....
HummBob
3/5/2008 12:27:21 AM
I REALLY liked that one Muddy!!!!
HummBob
3/5/2008 8:21:44 PM
Believe me, after some of the STINKERS you've had......IT WAS MY PLEASURE!!!!!
3hummers
3/6/2008 8:27:54 PM
Well no one can suck everyday, even when they are trying.
HummBob
3/7/2008 12:15:14 AM
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ORIGINAL: 3hummers
Well no one can suck everyday, even when they are trying.
What about PROSTITUES???? HUH....HUH....
rhill20
3/7/2008 5:54:05 PM
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You're
Can't just take the compliment, can ya?
HummBob
3/8/2008 12:25:04 AM
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ORIGINAL: Muddydawg75
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ORIGINAL: HummBob
Your Welcome!!!
You're
I was never any goodly in English class!!!
Muddydawg75
3/8/2008 5:44:14 AM
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ORIGINAL: rhill20
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You're
Can't just take the compliment, can ya?
Those are my only real grammar pet peeves.... your, their, are, etc....
and CAPS....
LOL!!!!