OMG I can't believe I forgot to tell ya'll

I went to a dealer looking for a truck and they had a lamborguini for sale....like $240,000. I went to the office and asked if I could have a test drive. He looked at me in my Steelers Jersey and steelers Jacket and said "sorry sir but we only give test drives in that car to serious buyers who can afford to buy it" I told him to let me go out to the truck and get my bank book and I will prove that I can afford it. (I was bluffing of course...I couldn't afford to get a tune up on that damn thing...lol) I went out to the hummer and after a few minutes went back inside, he immediatly mentioned how nice my hummer was and that he appologized for thinking I couldn't afford the lamborguini. Next thing I know he gets up and tosses me the keys to the car and says...lets go take a test ride....some people still seem to think you need to be rich to own a hummer.....dummy
 
BTW...that car was the most sick...most awesome...most wild thing I ever drove. I hit 80 MPH so fast that my head never pulled off the headrest...even during shifts my head was pinned back....UNREAL!!!! I have no idea what it runs in the 1/4 mile but I've driven 9 second drag cars and this felt comparable...but in total comfort, no noise, and smoother than any car I have ever driven. I love my wife but I would have left the dealership have her if they gave me that car in return.

I'm jealous!  I've sat in one does that count?

nope...don't count I really wish I could have gotten my wife to take a pic of me sitting in it, but it was dark and her camera phone doesn't have a flash on it...I may have to go back in the daylight to take another test drive just to make sure I want to buy it...lol

Mark, if you like the italian ''roadrunners'' what do you think about this one?

See, my son already drives it






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ORIGINAL: importkiller

I went to a dealer looking for a truck and they had a lamborguini for sale....like $240,000. I went to the office and asked if I could have a test drive. He looked at me in my Steelers Jersey and steelers Jacket and said "sorry sir but we only give test drives in that car to serious buyers who can afford to buy it" I told him to let me go out to the truck and get my bank book and I will prove that I can afford it. (I was bluffing of course...I couldn't afford to get a tune up on that damn thing...lol) I went out to the hummer and after a few minutes went back inside, he immediatly mentioned how nice my hummer was and that he appologized for thinking I couldn't afford the lamborguini. Next thing I know he gets up and tosses me the keys to the car and says...lets go take a test ride....some people still seem to think you need to be rich to own a hummer.....dummy

BTW...that car was the most sick...most awesome...most wild thing I ever drove. I hit 80 MPH so fast that my head never pulled off the headrest...even during shifts my head was pinned back....UNREAL!!!! I have no idea what it runs in the 1/4 mile but I've driven 9 second drag cars and this felt comparable...but in total comfort, no noise, and smoother than any car I have ever driven. I love my wife but I would have left the dealership have her if they gave me that car in return.

 
Lucky Bastard!!!!! Good for you!!!!!

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ORIGINAL: JM

Mark, if you like the italian ''roadrunners'' what do you think about this one?

See, my son already drives it




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Jean, whose Ferrari's????

Mine Bob, its a 355 spyder F1.
I bought it in 2002 and I have enjoyed very much until 2005 when our Lawmakers invented a new ''crime'' .

in a nutshell, if you're caught driving 50 km/h above the speed limit you're good to loose your licence for ONE year ... and spend 7 days in jail!!!!
second time is 3 years and 1 month
third time is permanent loss of your licence and 6 month.

So, since then, is my wife car and ...I have still my license

The little guy is Joachim, my son.

Well, thats a stupid law..........................But, I guess it works

Yes its a stupid law and no, it does'nt work
Germany, where there is no speed limit, has muuuuch less fatal accidents than we have.
BUT we do have much more people driving WITHOUT a licence than them

As you know, speed is only one parameters.....

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BUT we do have much more people driving WITHOUT a licence than them

 
We have that here also.  If you get caught in PA for that, they add another year or something like that to your suspension..    Can't take away something they don't have.

WOW nice ride JM..your little man is a doll too!

Go ahead JM with your bad self.  I knew you was a French pimp!

Jm....sweet ride!! Given the choice between a ferrari and an h3....I'd buy me a radar detector and give the wife the h3

Do you really believe I had a choice???

speaking about cars, on the photo there is another ferrari behind mine.
THIS one is the ''real mc coy'' F50.
It belongs to my brother in law. The Bastard lives in Luxembourg : no speed limits and no ....taxes.

Thanks Ma'am!
Intelligent like her mother and handsome like....her mother too

I can't help it  Colombo!

 Damn I'm jealous to..and If I read right..shame on you..for saying that about your wife..
 
JM..nice looking ride..and cute little man.

Man nice 355, one of the best looking Ferrari's in a long time..

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

I went to a dealer looking for a truck and they had a lamborguini for sale....like $240,000. I went to the office and asked if I could have a test drive. He looked at me in my Steelers Jersey and steelers Jacket and said "sorry sir but we only give test drives in that car to serious buyers who can afford to buy it" I told him to let me go out to the truck and get my bank book and I will prove that I can afford it. (I was bluffing of course...I couldn't afford to get a tune up on that damn thing...lol) I went out to the hummer and after a few minutes went back inside, he immediatly mentioned how nice my hummer was and that he appologized for thinking I couldn't afford the lamborguini. Next thing I know he gets up and tosses me the keys to the car and says...lets go take a test ride....some people still seem to think you need to be rich to own a hummer.....dummy

BTW...that car was the most sick...most awesome...most wild thing I ever drove. I hit 80 MPH so fast that my head never pulled off the headrest...even during shifts my head was pinned back....UNREAL!!!! I have no idea what it runs in the 1/4 mile but I've driven 9 second drag cars and this felt comparable...but in total comfort, no noise, and smoother than any car I have ever driven. I love my wife but I would have left the dealership have her if they gave me that car in return.

Fair play so do u know what Lambo it was? Have driven the Gallardo, and yep it moves!

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ORIGINAL: JM

Mine Bob, its a 355 spyder F1.
I bought it in 2002 and I have enjoyed very much until 2005 when our Lawmakers invented a new ''crime'' .

in a nutshell, if you're caught driving 50 km/h above the speed limit you're good to loose your licence for ONE year ... and spend 7 days in jail!!!!
second time is 3 years and 1 month
third time is permanent loss of your licence and 6 month.

So, since then, is my wife car and ...I have still my license

The little guy is Joachim, my son.

Very AWESOME Brother!! (I guess I better lay off the French jokes if I want to get in your will)
 

BTW, Cute kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks buddy, you can lay off the french jokes but I am not going to lay off the french canadian ones..

Well, you're one is not bad neither!
Maybe you can drive it down to france and join one of our ferrari owners club race.we have one just before the Monaco grand prix 1st week of May .

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ORIGINAL: JM

Thanks buddy, you can lay off the french jokes but I am not going to lay off the french canadian ones..

 
Please DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!