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HummerGuy
4/30/2007 2:10:19 PM
Maybe he wasn't a REAL cop......
Hummergirl4
4/30/2007 2:20:12 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: HummerGuy

Maybe he wasn't a REAL cop......

 
He was a real cop, just one of those who fills in when one of our "regulars" gets a weekend off
Big Guy
4/30/2007 6:27:37 PM
Inventor
littlehummerboy
4/30/2007 6:29:08 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: Big Guy

Inventor

 
I don't believe you, I think you made that up!
Hummergirl4
4/30/2007 7:23:01 PM
Sorry but no inventing. We have 2 village cops. Officer Jones and Hayes. We have your normal Sheriff Deputys and Highway Patrol, but we only have 2 village cops and they alternate weekends with the rent-a-cop. When I told Officer Jones about the jerk who pulled me over he told me it had to have been the rent-a-cop when I described him to him. And even he said he was an idiot. Where I live it isn't big enough to be called a town. It's a village. And the crime here is next to nothing. The village cops spend more time cleaning their nails. Heck, we only have 2 stop lights in the whole village..hahahha
Jet Mech
4/30/2007 8:43:44 PM
Here's a little different one. I overhaul fuel nozzles for large gas turbine engines used for electrical power generation. Also play scuba instructor from time to time.
jdrew
4/30/2007 8:46:22 PM
Im actually not a deputy..  my real profession is a porn star..
dilo2001gt
4/30/2007 8:55:14 PM
My real name is John Holmes
littlehummerboy
4/30/2007 9:57:53 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: jdrew

Im actually not a deputy..  my real profession is a porn star..


 
Someone needs to make porn for all those gay guys I guess.
jdrew
4/30/2007 11:03:49 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: jdrew

Im actually not a deputy..  my real profession is a porn star..



Someone needs to make porn for all those gay guys I guess.

 
so youre saying you liked the ones i sent you?
littlehummerboy
4/30/2007 11:39:26 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: jdrew

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlehummerboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: jdrew

Im actually not a deputy..  my real profession is a porn star..



Someone needs to make porn for all those gay guys I guess.


so youre saying you liked the ones i sent you?


Didn't get them...  They were stopped at the border, something to do with being to obscence!   Thanks for confirming my theory though!
 
 
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