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Never watched Prison break.. maybe 'cause I'm at work..
 
But since I bought this H3, I'm a broke ass.. I am poorer now than I was before I bought it... (But I look good pulling into work!) Maybe I should make "Soap on a rope" to help recoup the H3 payment.

Considering your customer base, I'd say make it out of lye.....but then your sales would probably suck.



BTW: I knew a couple of guys that worked down at the TDC units in Huntsville TX....Holy sh!t @ the stories they would tell.

Almost as hair raising as the Nam stories some of my shooting buddies tell (only after you ply them with 6 or so beers, otherwise they wont talk)

Here's a couple for ya...

A couple of months ago, one of our state inmates decided to fall off his rocker. He had been placed in an isolation cell and decided to smear feces all over the walls..

When I approached his cell, he stuck a fecal "log" onto his forehead and started screaming, "I'm a Unicorn!" while dancing around flapping his arms like a chicken...

Here is one that is very recent....

Since I am the booking officer for our shift, I don't get back to the halls very much. Well last Friday, I am walking by one of the cells and a guy comes up to the window and says, "You know anything about Real Estate?" Knowing this can't be a serious question, I tell him, "A little".

He says as he points to his groin and says, "Can you tell me if this is a lot?"

I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."

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ORIGINAL: jdrew

Since I am the booking officer for our shift, I don't get back to the halls very much. Well last Friday, I am walking by one of the cells and a guy comes up to the window and says, "You know anything about Real Estate?" Knowing this can't be a serious question, I tell him, "A little".

He says as he points to his groin and says, "Can you tell me if this is a lot?"

I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."

 
That's a sharp quick wit there!!!  Laughed my head off at that.  To bad you play to a captive audience!

You are just as bad as the guys I knew from TDC.....Brothers from other Mothers so to speak.
 
The more gross and crazy the story, the funnier it got.

The only way to win with these people is to not play into their hand... I look at it as a game.

When i am walking through a hall.. i will stop right in front of an inmate that is walking the hall.. i will blurt out something so rediculous like, "How old were you in the 4th grade?".. They look at me with a confused look.. then will actually make a point to tell me the answer when they see me again.. Quite funny..

One time this guy tried to get my goat by calling me Barny Fife. I said, What are you talking about? he said you know, Barny Fife.. The cop that only carries 1 bullet.. So i play it off as if I have no clue what he is talking about.. I say.. i have no idea what you are talking about.. is this some new show on MTV or something? I continued this for about 5 min until he gave up.. Thats the best right there..


Or another thing is when they try tio ask you though the glass a question, like what time is it.. i reply with something not anywhere related to what they are asking about.. like, No.. we might have pizaa on monday, but not tonight.. You wouldn't believe how many times they will ask and how many different answers i give them. it's like they have no clue what i am doing..




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ORIGINAL: Wu Jen

Vessel Captain

See, now THIS is unique on here.

What are you the captain of?

http://www.oceaneering.com/Vessels.asp?id=919

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ORIGINAL: jdrew


HummerGuy... Just for you, I went outside just now and took a pic of me and my girl.... Now, off to work I go!

 
AWESOME PIC!!!!!

What you mean ''awsome pic''!!!!

He just scared the sh**t out of me!!!!!

Haaa! I understand you're speaking about the awsome looking DOG.

Hey, jdrew, I'am just joking with Bob

''The Ocean Intervention II is one of Oceaneering’s dynamically positioned (ABS DP Class 2) multi-service vessels (MSVs). The vessel delivers value and flexible capabilities by combining an efficient size, excellent stability, modular components, and a moonpool launched ROV system. Christened in 2000, the Ocean Intervention II’s track record is filled with innovative deepwater projects developed from Oceaneering’s years of operational experience and engineering expertise in the Gulf of Mexico.''

Well, Well.....last time I saw these specs. she was called ''GLOMAR EXPLORER'' and was a CIA vessel trying to lift up a sunken russian sub.

Seriously speaking, you got hell of  ship here, congratulation for being her skipper.

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ORIGINAL: jdrew


I told him, "Stick it through the pan hole and I will give you two ache'rs."

 
BAHAHAHA..I like a good "real estate" joke/story on occasion

Security Specialist for DHS.

I'm on it already Gunner :-)  It's a wee bit slow right now but hoping to see some good ones come back .. once you pass that 5 year experience level the market looks pretty different too!

I'm retired at 36 years old.

Ok, now you're just rubbin' it in Trey .. what's the secret doode .. share LOL!!!!!

That's pretty cool.  So what do you guys do and where are you located at? 

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ORIGINAL: JM


Hey, jdrew, I'am just joking with Bob

 
np

My 2nd car is this:
 

 
I am a Driver and I also train people to be Drivers...

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ORIGINAL: Little Monster

My 2nd car is this:
 


I am a Driver and I also train people to be Drivers...

 
Cool Monster!!

Way cool Lil Monst..That's like driving a fire engine

Driving a bus would be great!  I admire professional drivers (the good ones at least) and it's great to know someone who trains people to drive the big rigs safely and responsibly!   I firmly believe that the general publc are not required to learn how to drive adequately.  I for one would like to see stricter testing, and more training for ALL drivers.  END RANT
 
 

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Driving a bus would be great!  I admire professional drivers (the good ones at least) and it's great to know someone who trains people to drive the big rigs safely and responsibly!   I firmly believe that the general publc are not required to learn how to drive adequately.  I for one would like to see stricter testing, and more training for ALL drivers.  END RANT

 
I teach The Smith System of Defensive Driving and if all drivers practiced this system there would be no accidents ... NO accidents!!!

I practice the Dennis defensive driving system....Run over or be run over

1. Aim high in steering
2. Get the big picture
3. Keep your eyes moving
4. Leave yourself an out
5. Make sure they see you.
I might have the order wrong on a couple of them, but I remeber that from my CDL learning days, 10 years ago. I have never been in an accident or incident, but have prevented several.

i manage a store that sells welding machines,supplies,gases and cryogenics.put simply
www.gordonwoods.com