Lunge SUV ? Heard of it ??

Hi Guys, new here, lovin my H2. 
 
A guy from college just got a 'Lunge' SUV, I havnt seen it yet, but it sounds neat (big ol v8 and real cheap) sounds Chinese to me tho. Anybody seen one ? here's a pic http://www.chelfing.com/page3.htm
 

I'd be careful with ANYTHING from China..Dog food, Cat food, toothpaste, you name it..If it's from China, it's either toxic or a POS.

Brrrrrr .. I wouldn't touch that thing with a 10 foot pole and rubber gloves!  Like Den said .. if it's chineese, it's a POS!

I would be weary of it...

its damn ugly but its damn cheap to, they got a sedan too i see, also pos ?

And it's FUGLY!!!

And what in the heck does this mean????         A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.  

It's Asian made.  I agree it is fugly....

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ORIGINAL: hummernewby

And what in the heck does this mean????         A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.  

 
 

 
 
We need this kind of testing in the Hummers. (for those open field leaf lickers conventions)

That is one odd critter.
 
Kind of like the platypus of the automotive world.
 
I can see an amalgamation of a half a dozen different cars on the SUV alone.
 
(damn I love that word "platypus".....it appeals to my inner third grader)--

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hummernewby
Date 7/11/2007 3:22:31 PM

 
And what in the heck does this mean????         A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.  

Well since they did pedestrian crash testing, it would seem to me the driver got out of the vehicle and ran into things (they don't indicate if the person got hurt).  The second part just indicates that no significant damage occurs while you are driving down the road at 55 mph.  I take it this means that your sideview mirrors may fall off, but the tires won't when you are driving around at 55 mpg.   

Due to popular demand (and legal advice), we will shortly withdraw the 'Free Kitten with every test drive offer'*   *Offer not applicable to owners of Korean Restaurants.
Seriously folks... .this has hoax written all over it!

Hoax ? They got dealer contacts and all ?

Maybe not hoax... but c'mon, what car company gives away free kittens, and denies them to owners of Korean restaraunts?

That's just not right.....

Hmmm, http://www.chelfing.com/page11.htm, OK, I've been had....

Whooooooooooohoooooooooo sign me up!

Did you see this too? ROFLMAO

NCAP testing for Chelfing Lunge planned for late 2009 due to minor fatalities in 2007's programme. Wanted ! NCAP test drivers for Chelfing Automotive. Generous salary and helmet provided. Apply to personnel department at Chelfing HQ.

Ha.........I was so turned off by the photos, I didnt pay any attention to the text...
 
There is some funny **** on there....

I'll say..no matter what you look at..you have to read carefully to see the subtle humor.
 

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Special Offer ! This month only, test drive a Razzle at any participating dealer, and get a free kitten. Kitten will be your faithful friend forever ! See participating dealer for information, or email us your name, address and contact email to mail@chelfing.com. Offer time limited, Chelfing reserves the right to substitute a cat for the kitten after certain timeframe.

See the small print at the bottom of this page then ? http://www.chelfing.com/page7.htm 

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ORIGINAL: duisberg

Hi Guys, new here, lovin my H2. 

A guy from college just got a 'Lunge' SUV, I havnt seen it yet, but it sounds neat (big ol v8 and real cheap) sounds Chinese to me tho. Anybody seen one ? here's a pic http://www.chelfing.com/page3.htm

 
Thats some sort of sick joke, it looks like a pile of DS......... i wont even consider another 4 x 4 if you have a H2, they all seem so so inferior....and I am from the other side of the pond. You guys are in the US....I mean come on....

Hey weaponsgalore, did you bother to read the site before ranting on about H2 ? Jeez, some people !

What do expect from a Brit?.....

George foreman grill in the dash now, sheeesh !