I raced a car and they didn't win - Page 3

Just so nobody gets their boobies in a twist, when I said "You don't make the rules" I was talking about the people who think it's their duty to force me to drive 10 MPH below the speed limit on a sunny day in a one lane street because their way is the right way.  I didn't mean that towards pool shark. 
 
I can only imagine that mess

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ORIGINAL: HummerGuy

Just so nobody gets their boobies in a twist, when I said "You don't make the rules" I was talking about the people who think it's their duty to force me to drive 10 MPH below the speed limit on a sunny day in a one lane street because their way is the right way.  I didn't mean that towards pool shark. 

I can only imagine that mess

I read it the right way, but now I'm upset, why you gotta talk about twisting my boobies, that's just inappropriate!

HummerGuy stirrin up sh!t again.       Nice book ............... post, er dissertation.

I had to say it because Doc wouldn't
 
And if you want stories, you will all be able to read mine soon.  Ah, gotta love video games

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ORIGINAL: Doc Olds

HummerGuy stirrin up sh!t again.       Nice book ............... post, er dissertation.

 
Did you say Dessert!!  I'm first in line!

It ain't hardly lunch time and DVader is up for dessert???    Friday buddy, I can go home after work and start on increasing my memory!!!!    While I'm washing my 3.

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ORIGINAL: pool_shark

Maybe you're one of those drivers I hate driving behind, the kind that drive 30 in a 35, or 40 in a 50.  Wrong.
 
Maybe you're the type that won't turn right on red even though there is no sign preventing you from doing so.  Wrong.

If you don't want to drive fast that's your perogative, but not everyone has to bend to your will.  You just don't get it.  I actually DO enjoy driving fast, and tend to drive 5-10 over the limit in most areas.  But that is MUCH different than street racing somone @ 70 in a 25.  

You're taking one event and turning it into the crime of the century. You're too tense.  Not tense at all really.  Just exercising my right to share my opinion.  Just like everyone else. 

 
It's interesting that you deduce so much about me given only what I've posted in this thread.  Unfortunately, you're way off- but no matter really.
FWIW- My last post was an attempt to be sarcastic and lighten up the thread.  I don't like to waste my time in pissing matches with people over opinions.  Opinions are relative, and I don't expect anyone to feel exactly as I do on any given topic.  I shared my thoughts, and contrary to what several others stated, I don't think I was being too harsh.
 
What's done is done.  Water under the bridge.  Live and let live and all that crap...etc...etc.
Thanks for removing the bad names you must have called me.  Although I didn't see the post before you edited it, I imagine it was more interesting to read with the bad names.
 

BTW- a quick update on the little punk I smoked yesterday.
Looks like he must have gone home crying to mommy and daddy- look at him now, all Hummified!
With new duds and a squeeze to boot!
 

I didn't see him call you any bad names
 
 
On that note, I saw those little punks trying to race me yesterday as well.  They incinuated it was a no-brainer race by pretending to drool on themselves while looking at me, smiling and laughing.  To be honest, my feelings were deeply hurt  and they did, in-fact, beat me

i like to drift in the middle school parking lot....man dem kids can run!!!

Greenshirt intimidated the spit out of that punk kid, and converted him to a Hummer dude, man that's street racin!!!!!!!     

Weren't no (note that double negative vernacular.............I love linguistics) bad names, just a ................... somethin that didn'y need to be expressed just as it was. 

I'm PMing Patrick to have HummerGuy banned, he is surely instigating now!!!
 
IK, good choice, middle school kids move fast.  Them elementary kids get stuck up in the tire tread and ruin traction too quick!!

heck yea!! nothing can ruin a race faster than a wet diaper stuck on the tires!!

Alot of people over exagerate how slow the H3 is.  And it has more than enough power.  Who cares if u get beat off the starting line, trust me, you'll catch up!

That's right!

Thank you,  Apparently Some one who is still stuck on STAR WARS thinks im a turd.
LOL!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Funny  Thread in a long time.

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ORIGINAL: HumV

Thank you,  Apparently Some one who is still stuck on STAR WARS thinks im a turd.
LOL!!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny  Thread in a long time.

 

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

i like to drift in the middle school parking lot....man dem kids can run!!!

 
HEHE!!

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

i like to drift in the middle school parking lot....man dem kids can run!!!

 
I tried that once and couldn't get enough sideways action. I like to drift it through the local golf courses while the seniors take their morning stroll. I also enjoy seeing how fast i can drive between the gas pumps at exxon. Man thats intense.

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ORIGINAL: mh307

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ORIGINAL: importkiller

i like to drift in the middle school parking lot....man dem kids can run!!!

I tried that once and couldn't get enough sideways action. I like to drift it through the local golf courses while the seniors take their morning stroll. I also enjoy seeing how fast i can drive between the gas pumps at exxon. Man thats intense.

 
next time get good and drunk before you try driftin the h3....don't know if it actually drifts but it sure does feel like it

Aww man that sounds like a great idea! I'm stoked.

You Guys BE CRAZY!!!!
 
Fricken LONG thread though!!!

it does have good top end,i would have to agree

I was up in Northern MI this summer, I was going on a little memmory lane kinda ride where my parents and I sayed years ago at a resort that is now engulfed by developement of condos and a luxury golf course.  I'm driving down this big hill and showing the kids where I tobogganed like 40 years earlier, covered in dried up ferns and tall weeds and all of a sudden there is this narrow little dirt trail.  So............duh... I follow it down and around this small pothole and when I bust out of the brush............ I'm sitting on the fairway of the golf course next to this giant fountain and landscaped waterfall thing.     I look down the fairway and there are some guys with as couple carts looking at me like I'm friggin nutz!!    OOps!  My kids are cracking up  and I'm gently turning around to skeedaddle before the Sheriff Department gets a call.   
So I was almost there with ya mh307.  Takin on golfers with my 3.

thats funny 

That story was hilarious.  Once i was looking for a house in an upscale lakeside development with a golf course, and i passed the road i was supposed to turn on. The lanes were divided and i turned around to go back on the turn around....too bad it was a golf cart path. I thought it was a tight squeeze between those pine trees.  Some lady in a lexus saw me and gave me the "are you nuts?" look. It was really priceless. Not as good as docs story, but true none the less.