Hummers Suck????

This is more like ignorant stupid DRIVERS that suck, not their vehicles.....
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpxoomyFs_0

hahahah classic....
 
i mean i love my hummer, but that is funny

When anybody wants to throw a jab at the HUMMER name/vehicle..this is the Vid that comes with it...I venture to say, there is no new material..otherwise this old POS vid wouldn't be still floating around.

Speaking of which, it looks like FUH2.com's last submission was on April 21rst.  It looks like these morons either got their asses beat, or Mommy and Daddy didn't pay for their computers to be fixed. 

With all the Hummers on the road today, all they can find to recycle are these same 3 or 4 clips---



Seems like we are either driving a bloated POS or Satan's vehicle of choice for bringing on The End of Days.

Jeez.

Note: I've gone several months with no Hummer Hate, now it is rearing it's ugly head again.

Comments in the parking lots, random bird flippings and **** written in the dust on my back hatch.

Not to mention a mysterious flat and a missing valve cap.......(I highly recommend carrying a portable air compressor)

It seems that these assholes are emboldened every time some eco-terrorist act is perpetrated against a Hummer and it makes the national news.

99% of the time I just smile and blow them off, but I am really afraid of how I might react should I catch someone actually messing with my vehicle.

The ONLY thing that may prevent me from doing something that would warrant jail time, is the fact that I have a wife and two moms
that depend on me. Hopefully, that fact would seep through my "red haze of rage" and prevent me from doing something extremely
satisfying, yet stupid. I'm not a bad ass by any stretch of the word and I will walk away from most confrontations,
but when properly motivated, I've got 6'+ and 275 lbs of crazy ass round boy to inflict on some poor dumb ass
that's crazy enough to let me catch them.......

Thankfully that's only happened a few times over the past several decades. For the most part, common sense seems to win the day.

Ok...I'm done.....Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

I have to say, as I've said many times here on these forums...BTW way I know exactly what you mean Gunner...Is that here in OKC, I have not had one single incendence of HUMMER hate/envy happen to me in the year and a half of ownership (knock wood)...In fact it is almost a revered ride of sorts to most people that wish they had one or they simply seem to admire it with gawking eyes and smiles....
 
And what really makes me smile, is all the cute little chicky girls that honk and wave at me at stop lights and giving me thumbs up or blow kisses at me....yeah I know..it might be this sign I have on the roof too...
 

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ORIGINAL: Gunner_45

when properly motivated, I've got 6+ feet and 275 lbs of crazy ass round boy to inflict on some poor dumb ass.......

 
That's it..... this is going on my signature!!

Damn it, now my co-workers think I'm crazy (well, they always did) that I'm sitting here laughing at my computer.  OOPS! There goes some spit!  Time to get some lunch!

To be fair Dennis, I do get a lot of compliments as well and an occasional thumbs up.
 
Out in the country, most reactions are positive or comical....It's just that here, in this part of DFW....The HH is popping up again.
 
Perhaps we have a bunch of Seattle transplants.  
 
Evidence: I actually saw a white dude walking up McKinney Ave with dreads and one of those silly ass knitted hemp hats on......

OK, What does DFW mean? The only thing I can think of is Dumb Fu3k Woods, Dead Freakin' Wussieland, or Depression Filled Washington................
 
Oh yeah, and don't make fun of ZYNE like that.  Just because he's into cornrows and bean bag hats doesn't mean he's a freak, he's just, ya know, "different" 

DFW = Dallas Ft Worth..area

Sorry for the geographically specific reference:
 
DFW = The Dallas / Ft Worth area and all the **** in between.
 
Also, glad I could make you laugh.....But please change the quote to read "6'+" or "6+ ft".
 
With the word "feet" spelled out, It sort of looks like I have a mutant gene issue or something  
 
You're ****ting me! Zyne had dreads? You sure it just wasn't matted from poor maintenance?
 
PM me any photographic evidence....PLEASE.

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ORIGINAL: Gunner_45

Sorry for the geographically specific reference:

DFW = The Dallas / Ft Worth area and all the **** in between.

Also, glad I could make you laugh.....But please change the quote to read "6'+" or "6+ ft".

With the word "feet" spelled out, It sort of looks like I have a mutant gene issue or something  

You're ****ting me! Zyne had dreads? You sure it just wasn't matted from poor maintenance?

PM me any photographic evidence....PLEASE.

Hold up a flippin minute here folks ... I had corn rows for 2 weeks back in -03 while at a skydiving festival/convention/drinking vacation lol!  My avatar is from that vacation by the way :)  It was a necessity to keep my long ass hair out of my eyes and prevent it from getting matted in freefall. 
And I had dreads briefly during my later school years, yes I miss them, yes I'd get em back in a heart beat if it wasn't for the fact that I have to look like everyone else for my job. 

Evidence enclosed .. laugh it up boys ... :P  That pic was taken just as I was exiting former Prez Nixon's old chopper at 8,000 feet ...



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Evidence enclosed .. laugh it up boys ... :P  That pic was taken just as I was exiting former Prez Nixon's old chopper at 8,000 feet ...

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Hrrmmmph....I wanted to see dreads damn it.......
 
BTW: What exactly is that being reflected in your goggles at 8,000 ft ?

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ORIGINAL: Gunner_45

Hrrmmmph....I wanted to see dreads damn it.......

BTW: What exactly is that being reflected in your goggles at 8,000 ft ?

I had dreads in 9th grade, I was 16.  I moved to the US when I was 19 so I have no pics prior to that.  They are all still in my mom's storage unit back in Stockholm.

The reflection in my goggles?  There was a cloud layer infront of us at approx 6,500 feet ... I recall the pilot having to circle to find enough cloud clearance to drop us safely .. 
 
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The reflection in my goggles? 

There was a cloud layer in front of us at approx 6,500 feet ... I recall the pilot having to circle to find enough cloud clearance to drop us safely .. 

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Brother, I tried 10 different ways to come up with something smart ass to say about / or make out of,  that reflection...but couldnt.
Hell I even thought about photo chopping something in there, but alas, my creative juices aren't flowing today..........

Nick....You are THE COOLEST BAD-ASS AROUND!!!!!

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Nick....You are THE COOLEST BAD-ASS AROUND!!!!!

 
LMAO, why thank you Bob but are you sure you don't have me mixed up with someone else!?! :-)

The gas guzzling comment still cracks me up.... stupid ****ing lemmings... my dads 03 Silverado has a 8.1L V-8.... and gets about 8mph Highway.....
 
assclowns...

LOL, nice try Gunner :-)  There are some reflections of my camera guy in the goggles too but in the low res pic it looks more like blur than anything else.  In that pic he had just let go of my chest strap and we're both falling out about 3 feet apart while he has both stills and video going of that jump. 

I haven't posted skydiving related stuff in forever .. forgive me .. here are two more .. nothing fancy ... I think it was on my 200th or 300th jump ... formation flying or "relative work" ... The camera is worn by my friend Robin .. or at least I think it was her ... The 3rd pic is my own view (with a camera mounted to the left side of my head) after safely getting a parachute above my head :-)


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You need to use that "head cam" thingy the next time Ya'll go wheeling...........

LOL!  I actually bought me a new cam corder earlier this summer just for the purpose of bringing it with me when out in the mud :-)  The camera I wore on that jump wasn't mine and neither was the helmet hehehe ... skydiving with a camera mounted helmet is like tieing your head to a building and your feet to a drag truck and then having the driver stomp on the accelerator ... LOL!!  Nothing I did often or a lot of!

I give you credit Zyne for your skydivining.  There is NO way that I would voluntarily jump out of a perfectly functioning airplane.  If I want to risk my life, it is far easier for me to tell my wife that it looks like she has put on 30 or 40 pounds...............

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There is NO way that I would voluntarily jump out of a perfectly functioning airplane. 

 
You obviously have never seen what we jump out of LOL!  I've had to bail twice because of engine problems and I've been through an exploading turbine on take off.  I've seen jump planes being dead sticked from bail out until crashing in a corn field .. ha!  You couldn't pay me to fly in one of those WITHOUT a parachute and the option to leave the plane LOL!!!  At least I have two chances to survive, main and reserve chute :-)   There is a super twin otter dubbed "The Franken-Otter".  They took pieces from 7 different wrecked aircraft and made one good plane out of.  Nope, noway .. I feel safer outside the aircraft!
 
What about a helicopter?  A bi-plane? Hot air baloon?  727 jet? B24 through the bomb bay doors? Super Connie?  DC-3?  No?  Bummer .. it's a lot of fun lol!  Dangerous, but about the best time you can have with your clothes on :-)
 

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Nick....You are THE COOLEST BAD-ASS AROUND!!!!!

LMAO, why thank you Bob but are you sure you don't have me mixed up with someone else!?! :-)

 
 
Not a CHANCE you CrAzY SwEdE!!!!!