Hummers and Sex

Its old..but it does get your attention ( I hope!!!) or maybe the lead in should have been about tyres... or suspension... lol
 
I'm a  IMC ( Integrated Marketing and Communications ) Masters student in Australia who has no idea about Hummers but who has to present an oral about Targeting and Segmentation. The case study I was given was the Hummer market!
 
I just wanted to ask you all a few simple questions...
 
 
1) How would you decribe yourself? ( just a couple of words would be fine )
 
2) Why did you buy your Hummer? 5 words or less :)
 
3) How does the Hummer make you feel?
 
4) Your age  / sex and if you feel like telling me... your industry occupation
 
5) If you could use only one word to describe why you love the Hummer, what would it be?
 
 
If you have the time or inclination I'd be ever so grateful for any feedback and and links to other Hummer sites where I can learn  more about the people who buy Hummers ( rather than the car itself ).
 
Thanks in advance
 
Cheers
 
Spendaholic
 
 

All you have to do is read through these forums and anybody that is in research mode can draw on the conclusions of what HUMMER owners have already said...

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ORIGINAL: Spendaholic

Its old..but it does get your attention ( I hope!!!) or maybe the lead in should have been about tyres... or suspension... lol
 
I'm a  IMC ( Integrated Marketing and Communications ) Masters student in Australia who has no idea about Hummers but who has to present an oral about Targeting and Segmentation. The case study I was given was the Hummer market!
 
I just wanted to ask you all a few simple questions...
 
 
1) How would you decribe yourself? ( just a couple of words would be fine )
 
2) Why did you buy your Hummer? 5 words or less :)
 
3) How does the Hummer make you feel?
 
4) Your age  / sex and if you feel like telling me... your industry occupation
 
5) If you could use only one word to describe why you love the Hummer, what would it be?
 
 
If you have the time or inclination I'd be ever so grateful for any feedback and and links to other Hummer sites where I can learn  more about the people who buy Hummers ( rather than the car itself ).
 
Thanks in advance
 
Cheers
 
Spendaholic
 

 
Alright, I'll bite!!!!
 
1 - Sarcastic and cynic ... watch out bubba!
2 - Well, they wouldn't just give it to me .. believe me, I tried first!
3 - Like the guy in the Enzyte commercial ...
4 - 30 (close enough lol) and no thanks ... I swore off sex after the japaneese twins incident ...
5 - I've never actually given myself a Hummer .. or anyone else for that matter so I'll have to leave that one alone!

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ORIGINAL: ZYNE

Alright, I'll bite!!!!

1 - Sarcastic and cynic ... watch out bubba!
2 - Well, they wouldn't just give it to me .. believe me, I tried first!
3 - Like the guy in the Enzyte commercial ...
4 - 30 (close enough lol) and no thanks ... I swore off sex after the japaneese twins incident ...
5 - I've never actually given myself a Hummer .. or anyone else for that matter so I'll have to leave that one alone!

 
 
DISCLAIMER
 
The opinions expressed in the preceeding are soley those of the poster, and do not necessarily reflect the views of other site members, site moderators, owners, affilates, or Hummer owners in general.

Hell, they don't necessarily reflect my opinions either ... LOL!

1) How would you decribe yourself? ( just a couple of words would be fine )
 
A Goofy Professional

2) Why did you buy your Hummer? 5 words or less :)
 
Ironically, for off-roading and road trips, none of which we have done in the 17 months we have owned it (well, until this Sunday that is)
 
3) How does the Hummer make you feel?
 
VERY EROTIC
 
OK Just kidding.  It makes me feel proud of my personal touches, and safe knowing I have a better chance of surviving a bad accident.
 
4) Your age  / sex and if you feel like telling me... your industry occupation
 
31/M  Mr. Fixit I.T. guy
 
5) If you could use only one word to describe why you love the Hummer, what would it be?
 
Durability 
 

They both cost a lot of money

Thanks...
 
I'm getting quite a lot of info just reading this crazy ( but fun board)!!!
 
I'm even thinking my little Rav 4 needs an upgrade
 
Apreciate your time :)

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ORIGINAL: ZYNE

Alright, I'll bite!!!!

1 - Sarcastic and cynic ... watch out bubba!
2 - Well, they wouldn't just give it to me .. believe me, I tried first!
3 - Like the guy in the Enzyte commercial ...
4 - 30 (close enough lol) and no thanks ... I swore off sex after the japaneese twins incident ...
5 - I've never actually given myself a Hummer .. or anyone else for that matter so I'll have to leave that one alone!

 
Oh ZYNE!!!

It was the Enzyte guy comment, wasn't it!? :-)

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ORIGINAL: ZYNE

It was the Enzyte guy comment, wasn't it!? :-)

 
WHAT THE HELL IS AN ENZYTE? Don't confuse Mark more then he already is

Enzyte is a viagra knock off LOL!

i'm dating both of the japanese twins zyne is complaining about.  they aren't so bad, you just have to keep a fire extinguisher handy

 
1) How would you decribe yourself? ( just a couple of words would be fine )
  A Yankee Rednack
2) Why did you buy your Hummer? 5 words or less :)
  It looks mean
3) How does the Hummer make you feel?
  Proud to be an American on a Jap filled highway
4) Your age  / sex and if you feel like telling me... your industry occupation
  45/ as often as possible/ professional driver
5) If you could use only one word to describe why you love the Hummer, what would it be?
Freedom

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ORIGINAL: Little Monster

 
1) How would you decribe yourself? ( just a couple of words would be fine )
  A Yankee Rednack
2) Why did you buy your Hummer? 5 words or less :)
  It looks mean
3) How does the Hummer make you feel?
  Proud to be an American on a Jap filled highway
4) Your age  / sex and if you feel like telling me... your industry occupation
  45/ as often as possible/ professional driver
5) If you could use only one word to describe why you love the Hummer, what would it be?
Freedom

 
 
Very Good

Is this worth my time?

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ORIGINAL: Little Monster

 
1) How would you decribe yourself? ( just a couple of words would be fine )
  A Yankee Rednack
2) Why did you buy your Hummer? 5 words or less :)
  It looks mean
3) How does the Hummer make you feel?
  Proud to be an American on a Jap filled highway
4) Your age  / sex and if you feel like telling me... your industry occupation
  45/ as often as possible/ professional driver
5) If you could use only one word to describe why you love the Hummer, what would it be?
Freedom

I can relate..good one!

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ORIGINAL: peanutic

Is this worth my time?

 
Nah, it's for Hummer owners.