his(Mark's) first time (joke)

His (mark's) First Time






A guy (Mark) walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 5 shots of Jack!"
The bartender asks "Are you having a bad day?"
The guy (Mark) replies, "Nope, I'm celebrating my first blowjob!"
The bartender congradulates him and says, "Well in that case, let me give you a beer on the house."
The guy (Mark) replies, "No thanks, if this doesn't take the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

 
So Mike you ever get that taste out of your mouth or is there something still in there that
looks like Mr. Snowman

BLEW a SEAL

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ORIGINAL: dilo2001gt



So Mike you ever get that taste out of your mouth or is there something still in there that
looks like Mr. Snowman

 
that ain't funny!!
 

Yeah...I'm...uh...gonna pretend I never clicked this topic

Awe man, that's sick