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Dennis
2/14/2007 8:18:51 AM
Al, Bill &Hillary go to Heaven
 
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
 
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve.  And I've come to understand that now."
 
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, very good.  Come and sit at my left."
 
God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
 
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a  grudge against my fellow man,

and I hope no grudges  are held against me."
 
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at  my right."
 
God then addresses Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"
 
"I believe you're in my chair"
RutDogg
2/14/2007 8:33:02 AM
I'm not a fan of Hillary, but that was funny.
JM
2/14/2007 8:40:33 AM
Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you
RutDogg
2/14/2007 8:51:57 AM
quote:

ORIGINAL: JM

Be careful abt what you say to Dennis about Hilly.
He got one of her picture hanging above his bed.One more comment like this and he might ban you


 
 
LawWyfe
2/14/2007 10:12:14 AM
dang...gonna burn in  for that one! lol
Sugardaddy
2/14/2007 6:25:31 PM
HummBob
2/14/2007 7:53:00 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: LawWyfe

dang...gonna burn in  for that one! lol

 
With Hillary
RutDogg
2/14/2007 7:58:09 PM
Hillary is the devil!      
 
 
 
HummBob
2/14/2007 8:15:57 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: RutDogg

Hillary is the devil!      
 
Unfrotuanely if the Bleeding Heart LIBERALS get their way......That DEVIL will be Running Your Country!!!
RutDogg
2/14/2007 8:25:21 PM
I don't think she stands a chance.  Would you vote for this?
 

 
I'd rather vote for this Hillary:
 

 
 
blackstangs281
2/14/2007 8:33:15 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: HummBob

quote:

ORIGINAL: RutDogg

Hillary is the devil!      
 
Unfrotuanely if the Bleeding Heart LIBERALS get their way......That DEVIL will be Running Your Country!!!


 
She can't even take care of her own man, let alone a country.
RutDogg
2/14/2007 8:47:10 PM
Dennis
2/14/2007 9:55:00 PM
Rudy will be our Next Prez...Cuz he's perfect ..Leadership skills in a crisis and has Moderate views
Little Monster
2/14/2007 9:55:08 PM
Hillary is not that bad.
I write her letters everyday via the sewer mailing system.
One flush and it is on its way...
RutDogg
2/14/2007 9:56:18 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: Little Monster

Hillary is not that bad.
I write her letters everyday via the sewer mailing system.
One flush and it is on its way...

 
LMAO
HummBob
2/14/2007 11:39:44 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

Rudy will be our Next Prez...Cuz he's perfect ..Leadership skills in a crisis and has Moderate views

 
I hope so!!! Rudy Giuliani ROCKS!!!
RutDogg
2/14/2007 11:44:57 PM
quote:

ORIGINAL: HummBob

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dennis

Rudy will be our Next Prez...Cuz he's perfect ..Leadership skills in a crisis and has Moderate views


I hope so!!! Rudy Giuliani ROCKS!!!

 
He's got my vote!
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